Lay off my garden, or I'll hurt you good.

General Skarr, what would you recommend for a lawn gnome infestation?

Anonymous

Insect repellant usually works well. Wait, your gnomes are alive?

*throws flowers at*

nonononono-nono-no

Hey! Why would you-ooh, are those lilies?

((dAMMIT

i just answered those asks privately by mistake D:))

♥♥♥♥♥♥

nonononono-nono-no

Oh, um, thank you!

AaAaAaAA! HeEeElloOoOo, MeEeEsta SkaAaAaAaAAr! I'm Homsaar! Da captain of da graAaAvy train! Why yoo hav OoOone eEeEeyeEe? CaAaAan I eEeEeEet yoor cOoOorn brEeEed?

askasongfromthe60s

I’m…sorry? I didn’t exactly hear what you said because your voice is so…bothersome…

If you took one of the scythes from Grim's or Madam Death Dealer's witch one would you pick? I would take Madam Death Dealer scythe her is powerful.

Anonymous

Well, seeing as one is from a video game ((I think…?)), and the other is actually real, I’d say Grim’s. However, no good could come from that, so I won’t.

AaAaaaaAaaa! I'm sorry but I aAaAet yous gAaAAarden!

askasongfromthe60s

H…how?!

Dr. Drakken (Kim Possible fame) has found his soulmate. AND HIS NAME IS GENERAL REGINALD SKARR. Well what are you waiting for? KISS HIM!

Anonymous

What? Who?

((nO. GOD NO.))

Since you cheated Death, does that make you undead as well as a one-eyed weirdo who reminds me of Admiral Zahl?

Anonymous

…What?

Just because I cheated Death doesn’t mean I’m undead, it just means I’m not dead a little while longer.

And who are you calling a weirdo?

Your awesome Skarr,and I love the blooming rose background

easterdumpling

Ah yes, thank you. I chose it myself.